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larouau12:

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

It’s a wonderful thing, the vagina.

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sweetjanesays:

Help, I can’t top taking fatkini selfies. 

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hellray:

Back in stock, but limited quantities! They may be gone permanently after this batch, so get ‘em while you still can.

hellray.storenvy.com

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dynastylnoire:

coco-leeco:

sincerely-elsh:

merely-passionn:

queeniman:

dirtycartunes:

the-real-goddamazon:

thepoeticrebel:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

Christ…

Oh look it’s Abuja in a nutshell.

aside from very few intersections this how it works in haiti. most of the roads ain’t paved either (though they’ve been working on that consistently)

how do people cross the street without dying

beep beep

The first time I was in Addis and we came up to Meskel square (this intersection) I thought I was gonna die haha. Eventually you get used to the driving back home, surprisingly there hardly any accidents, I say they are the most amazing drivers in the world!

i was so stressed watching this

do they even have car insurance out there.

I am watching thinking about my deductible the entire time

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scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

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theprofessorstrikesagain:

6louis9harry:

"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"

Doug Jones.

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witch-bitchx:

bookoisseur:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

tattoos are hot.

"Tatted" 😒

(Source: 1337tattoos, via cuacoatchoo-y-la-luna)